simon says: date me
It’s a waffle iron. Nonstick. Yeah, you just, you know… I actually don’t know how to use it.
Apparently, Becky does.
sherlockstimetravellingimpala:
One of these things is not like the other.
is this will graham’s porch
Nope, it Jared Padalecki
carry-on-my-wayward-superwholock:
I’m starting to love this fucking duck.
For once a meme that actually might be worth something in life
Cool
it teaches you everything from how to fucking get rid of shoe stink to how to murder people safely holy shit
um.
Ducking great meme here!
#but sam tho #LET ME JUST WARM MY HANDS ON THIS FUCKING BURNING CORPSE OK
Supernatural in a nutshell.
a new york
time’s
best selling
author
yep
he’s famous
so proper and well behaved
john green everybody.
that’s john green.
Fuck special snowflakes who think like this.
Gurl bye
Your ass ain’t fucking special because you don’t wear makeup.
You’re not fucking better than the woman with large breasts who wears tank tops.
You’re a piece of shit because you are putting sexist stereotypes onto other women in some anti-feminine bullshit.
If you don’t like it, why’d you comment on it? I think it’s awesome and you’re probably one of the girls up there that wears makeup and shortshorts and tiny tanktops. And most kids today wear makeup because they think they aren’t pretty and need it. So deal with it. And get over yourself.girl bye.
lemme tell you something: I wear tons of fucking make up. I wear short dresses. I walk around with a face that looks about as fake as it can get outside of a fucking barbie doll. and I like it that way. and, despite what you seem to think, no, it’s not because i think i’m ugly. i just fucking like makeup (and trust, i’ve spent years examining my own motivations and how they’re tied to internalized self-hated, fatphobia and misogyny so don’t EVEN cause you don’t know what you’re talking about).
I also read ravenously; engage in discourse regarding philosphy, art, economics, politics, race, gender, sexuality; make subversive art; and love comics and film and music. I’M A FUCKING PERSON IS WHAT I’M SAYING.
like how fucking deep is this goddamn image when the spine of the book JUST SAYS THE WORD ‘BOOK’.
this kind of bullshit narrative, other than furthering a misogynistic dichotomy that pits women against each other, is also a complete fucking fallacy. A huge majority of average women DON’T DO THIS. you aren’t the lone plain jane in an army of cake-faced, bottle blonde barbies—if you look around, you’ll see that most women just throw on jeans and tops and very little makeup.
I get that this kind of shit is an attempt to fight back against media-made images of what womanhood is supposed to be. I get it. (thought isn’t it interesting that the “weirdo” in the picture is still thin and conventionally attractive??)
but attacking other women who you perceive as being stupid or carbon copies because of their fucking appearance doesn’t fight back against shit. it actually does EXACTLY what the patriarchy wants us to do—engenders more hatred and competition between women.
but you know, whatever, continue to think you’re so goddamn special. i’ll be over here reading AND wearing hot pink lipstick and having a hell of a time doing it.
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for ur alone
n is no one wants to be with you because all you do is sit at home
Reading gay fanfiction by the pool side
IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD BC IT LOOKS LIKE A REALLY HIPSTER PICTURE AND THEN YOU SEE THE IPAD AND ITS JUST GAY PHANFIC OMG
IT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER THAT ITS PHAN OMF
hahaha omg I….
wait…is that…is that my URL? Is that…my fic…?
“U go gurl”
Someone thinks this is okay behavior, and that makes me sad for humanity.
This makes me sick.
I’m not going to murder idiot little girls nope nope nop
FIRE UP THE FUCKING STOVE, I’M MAKING DINNER.
Did you know:
The police are on Facebook. The FBI, we’re also in Facebook. Anything you put out into the Internet, we can access it, especially on Facebook. So don’t worry tumblr, this girl may be an idiot and you may want to punch her in the face, but she’d never get anywhere in court.
BEFORE THE THREATEN TO USE THE LAW
LEARN THE FUCKING LAW.are we going to ignore the fact that she threatened to falsely accuse him of RAPING HER
